
10 Reasons to Get Loaded RIGHT NOW!

As if you need an excuse, right? Let's hop to it!
1. YOU'RE HUNGRY
If this isn't true, odds are by the time you rock up, place your order, and receive your Signature Bowl it probably will be. Might as well get the jump on yourself, you definitely don't want to get to the point where...
2. YOU'RE HANGRY
Ehem, we literally just warned you and we must say we don't appreciate your tone. But we get it. Just order swiftly, before you say something you probably shouldn't. Once you get Loaded your hanger should subside quickly!
3. YOU'RE HUNGOVER
Consider this a gentle and soothing head caress to remind you that the best thing you can do for yourself right now is soak up all that alcohol leftover in your bloodstream with a big ol' bowl of starch & friends.
4. AN ASTEROID COULD HIT EARTH
This is always a possibility, that's why ya gotta live like there's no tomorrow and GET LOADED NOW, BABY!
5. THE WEATHER
Yeesh, have you seen it out there today? This is prime tuck in with a bowl of carbs piled high with things that make us say “mmmmmm” weather!
6. YOU OR YOUR PARTNER HAS A PREGNANCY CRAVING
Need we say more?
7. YOU OR YOUR PARTNER HAS A REGULAR CRAVING
Need we say more?
8. CHEESE
We need not say more.
9. YOU AND THE GANG CAN'T AGREE ON WHAT TO GET
Get the Whole Gang Loaded, duh! We got options (3 bases) on options (13 signature bowls) on options (18 customizable toppings) so everyone can do their own thing, but like, together.
10. YOU WANT INSPO FOR YOUR LOADED FRANCHISE
Hey there future partner, we see you! Swing by for a snack while you scope out the biz like the clever biscuit you are, and get the full scoop on our franchise opportunity here.
CONCLUSION
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